ummmm?

About a week ago, Thomas and Stella were taking a bath. Thomas had his hands in between his legs playing with something.

Mama, what are these by my penis?

Ummm, Tony! Well, those are your balls. (I know I should have used the correct term but I was caught off guard. )

The look on his face was priceless. He loves balls....basketballs, soccer balls, bouncing balls. You could see him processing how much fun it would be to have some attached to his body.

Mama, what do they do?

Ummmm, Tony. I mean it. Get. In. Here. Now!!